If you’ve been following me for a long time, you may have noticed something: I complain all the freaking time.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
"you should act more your age"
I’m always vaguely surprised when hot people think I’m attractive
Like really? Are you sure? Do you want to think about that some more?
It’s not Porn. No really.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
give whoever made this a fucking award
Rebecca Black Reacting to Friday.
why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?
The concept was deemed terrifying.
Does your housemate have a tumblr that I can follow?
They should make an animated short where Sully is an old monster and spent the remainder of his life after scaring remaking Boo’s door. When he finally finishes the door he goes back to Monsters Incorporated and places it in a door slot. The light turns on and Sully opens the door to find Boo’s room. He shuffles in and stands next to the bed. There is a girl in it, but it isn’t Boo. Sully frowns and starts heading back to the door. However before he could reach it he trips and falls creating a loud thud and waking the girl. The girl looks down at Sully and is terrified. She does not scream she just runs out of the room. Sully can not get up, he is to weak to lift himself. Minutes later the girl returns with a women in hand. The women lets go of the girls hand and covers her mouth as she gasps. She runs over to Sully and lifts his head up and looks at him with tears in here eyes. “Kitty?” She asks. Sully smiles and says “Hi Boo.” He watches the tears roll down her face as he begins to drift away. Then everything goes black.
slow down satan
I bet you this is the same person who wrote the thing with Andy in the hospital having Bonnie and her daughter visit him.
Just ordinary sheep after eating grass during winter season
i’m still lauhging at this look at these fucking idiots