blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s



braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 


concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 


liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load


concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER



inthesparklytardis:

I love these twitter accounts more than life itself

inthesparklytardis:

I love these twitter accounts more than life itself


edwardspoonhands:

effyeahnerdfighters:

victoria-bye:

New addition to my beetle :)

Fantastic!

I love this…I want one.

Have you ever wondered why we don’t sell window decals at dftba.com? It’s because we often think “we should sell window decals” and then we get distracted and three years pass.

This is also the story of my relationship with flossing.


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thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD


turninginto-a-monster:

When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday

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