im getting this tattooed on my ass
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
everything about this is pure gold.
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears
A picture is worth a thousand words.
when the little baby feet showed up i lost my shit oh my gosh
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.