jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand


taylorswiftrares:

tumboy:

All those other girls, well they’re beautiful but would they write a song for you? Or you, or you or you?

accurate song inspirations in the gifs LOL #shakeitoff



vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.


orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin



digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up


petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate


crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?


thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time…


terrible-beauty:

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

LOL PLS AND THNAK YOU ^


brontozaurus:

It’s funny seeing Doctor Who deal with things that were made canon in the classic era because no one thought the show would last long enough to have to deal with them.

Like it’s much easier to have the Doctor spawn an evil version of himself between 12 and 13 when you’re only on your sixth Doctor and it looks like the show won’t last another week.


gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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kiyotka:

being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw  yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you 


shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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