if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
TALK SHIT GET HIT
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me
"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
I love these twitter accounts more than life itself
New addition to my beetle :)
I love this…I want one.
Have you ever wondered why we don’t sell window decals at dftba.com? It’s because we often think “we should sell window decals” and then we get distracted and three years pass.
This is also the story of my relationship with flossing.
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday