them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
don’t leak nudes
leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
parody twitter accounts give me strength
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them
I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked